The Cake of Friendship
Preheat the oven of love
With plenty of secrets and hugs

Mix in giggles and laughs
That make your sides split in half

Bake with the love and care
And all the things you both should share

Decorate with the frosting of trust
This is really a must

Enjoy the cake do not eat it fast
Just like your new friendship make it last.

Friendship Poems
Once there were two friends
Who grew up together
They did bratty things all day
And got beaten by their mother!
They climbed trees
Chased bees and
Gave the birds a fright
When the gardener came to beat them,
They ran with all their might!
Every person they knew
Grew tired of their naughtiness
But it still goes on
And fills the world with silliness!

To My Friends
When you are sad,…………. I will get you drunk and help you
plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue………. I’ll try to dislodge whatever’s choking you.

When you smile………… I’ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared……… I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried……… I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused…….. I will use little words to explain
it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick……. Stay away from me until you’re well again,
I don’t want whatever you have.

When you fall…… I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath…………… I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?…….. Because you’re my friend.